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I love the frankness of DPRK tour guides.

Guide: "Many things happened last year here in our country. There was a lot of flooding, as you may have heard, in the northwest last summer, and about 5,000 people lost their homes."

Tourist: "Yeah, that's terrible. So they're homeless now.

Guide: "Ah, no, they were all given places to stay in hotels in Pyongyang."

Tourist: "Oh, well that's good. But when will they have their own homes again?"

Guide: "Mm, well, we were told they would have newly built homes in October."

Tourist: "That's a very short amount of time. And it's April now."

Guide: "Yes, well, of course, construction is hard work, and not everything goes as planned, so there were delays..."

Tourist: "So we don't know when they're going to have homes again."

Guide: "Oh, no, they then promised it would be done in December, and it was done. They were all able to spend New Years in their new homes."

















welp, Fuga 3 just dropped. The one game that I'll buy even though I don't have a job. Time to spend the rest of the day CRYING